Terrified, look alive, maybe they're right

I'm a little too dim when the moment gets bright

I'm a total eclipse

Can you read my lips?

They're sayin', "Come on, come on, are you out of your mind?

The crazy feels good and the water's just fine"

So I take a deep breath

They ain't seen nothin' yet

So go on and be your dysfunctional self

Life's too short to play someone else

'Cause being normal is just a trap

But you're never so gone that you can't turn back

So go on and be unpredictable

Shatter the glass when it's half full

The audience has waited all this time

You're well-rehearsed and you know your lines

So introduce them to

The wonderful dysfunctional you

Who's it gonna be, who's the first in line?

Well, step right up to the firing line

Tell me (Pick me), tell me (No, me)

Little by little, it'll all make sense

When you step right up in our defense

Tell me (Pick me), tell me (No, me)

And go on and be your dysfunctional self

Life's too short to play someone else

'Cause being normal is just a trap

But you're never so gone that you can't turn back

So go on and be unpredictable

Shatter the glass when it's half full

The audience has waited all this time

You're well-rehearsed and you know your lines

So introduce them to

The wonderful dysfunctional you

Dysfunctional you

Dysfunctional you